How to be a Waitress

Tip 1:
Always have a fake smile on your face. You would not want to give the most sincere smile to fucking bitches and spoilt brats who think they rule the universe just because they have a country club membership.

Tip 2:
Wear VERY comfortable shoes cause you stand a lot and walk alot.

Tip 3:
Do not ever slouch while walking and never ever drag your feet cause customers will get irritated and so will your colleagues.

Tip 4:
Please take good care of personal hygiene. Customers will get disgusted if you dig your nose and then send food over to their table.

Tip 5:
NEVER EVER TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH COLLEAGUES WHO ARE YOUR ABOUT YOUR AGE. I tried and now the fucking guy thinks I fucking like him. And he's only fifteen. Bleargh! Pick someone your age, dude. FYI, I only go for older men and you have disgustingly horrible body odour. DEODARENTS WERE INVETED FOR A REASON.

So yes. I have started working at Serangoon Gardens Country Club. A one hour bus ride from my place but the money is fucking attractive for someone who only received $150 per month as her allowance. Now I am like earning $48 per day. Times 30 days and that's what I'll be receiving per month. Then I'll be at Orchard Road, but perhaps the whole of Singapore, looking for cheap bargains so I can update my fucking dull and black(literally) wardrobe.

Although I have temporarily lost my social life, I don't give a damn. Ajo talked to me the other night and he was telling me to learn what life is actually about, so when I go to poly (sorry Faizal), I won't take advantage of things. But he managed to psycho me into saving up to take bike license so both of us can ride vespas and swap them around. Haha.

Anyway, if you people are thinking of checking this blog everyday, I apologize cause I won't have as much time as I had last month. I am a "working" woman now and I need rest. Haha. By the way, I'll be receiving my first paycheck tomorrow and I am going to buy myself a pair of ballet Crocs!!!! Screw you if you hate them.

Hey MOD-CARENA!!!!