See that guy? That is the famous Adam. My best friend and boss. See that thing on his head? It's dreadlocks. DREADLOCKS. DREADLOCKS. I swear to God I will chop it all off when I see him next week. All he needs now is a Jamaican accent and voila he'll be a reggae kind of dude.

And I'm still laughing my ass off in the library looking at this picture.